terça-feira, março 28, 2006
Different sides for the same question
When little Johnny was asked by his teacher "how many crows would be left on the fence after the farmer shot three, when there were ten before he shot.
"None" said Johnny. They would all fly away.
"Wrong," said the teacher.
"7, it was an arithmatic question, but I like the way you`re thinking."
"Can I ask you a question sir ?" said our hero
"Certainly" said teach.
"Three ladies are eating ice cream, one is licking, one is sucking and the third is biting. Which one is married ?"
Looking rather embaressed the teacher replied "the one sucking."
"Wrong" said Johnny.
"The one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you`re thinking."
"None" said Johnny. They would all fly away.
"Wrong," said the teacher.
"7, it was an arithmatic question, but I like the way you`re thinking."
"Can I ask you a question sir ?" said our hero
"Certainly" said teach.
"Three ladies are eating ice cream, one is licking, one is sucking and the third is biting. Which one is married ?"
Looking rather embaressed the teacher replied "the one sucking."
"Wrong" said Johnny.
"The one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you`re thinking."
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